January 2011
16 posts
Matthew Coming At You: This is Why I was Fired... →
matthewcomingatyou:
[When I was 22 I was an unpaid intern at a newspaper in Baltimore. I had an idea for a column in which every 3 weeks I would get a new job in or around Baltimore, work there for two weeks, then tell the people of Baltimore what it was like. A new sky scraper was looking for laborers. I would…
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Matthew Coming At You: HBO (aka Honey Bunches of... →
matthewcomingatyou:
Nothing beats a bowl of HBO. It’s the perfect way to start your day, end your day or make the middle of your day tastier. The blend of cornflakes and bunchy goodness is unparalleled.
For the cereal aisle novices, I’m referring to Honey Bunches of Oats. Honey Roasted. Not strawberry, not…
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Matthew Coming At You: The Giddiness of my Bile →
matthewcomingatyou:
“Spite keeps me alive. I love it. I love the word. It’s an onomonopia. It sounds exactly like it means. And I love that.” -Jim Riswold
Before Jim Riswold does, says or writes something spiteful or simply mean, there is a visible excitement pulsing through his body. He stuffs his left hand…
Matthew Coming At You: How to Construct a... →
matthewcomingatyou:
To properly construct a slingshot you’re going to need the following:
+ A hanger (the sturdier the better)
+ A pair of whitey-tighties (if you don’t wear briefs, check your dad’s drawer.)
+ 2 rubber bands
[You know what they look like]
+ 2 small pieces of…